GOONiES Hoodie

Let’s face it: the only thing better than being a Goon is being a warm Goon. The GOONiES Hoodie takes everything you love about the GOONiES T-Shirt—the camaraderie, the grit, the refusal to show mercy—and wraps it all up in a layer of glorious, tactical coziness.

This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s your armor against cold weather and bad vibes. With the iconic GOONiES logo on the chest and “NEVER SHOW MERCY” plastered across the back, it makes a statement louder than your buddy’s excuses for missing leg day. It’s built for action, warmth, and those moments when you need to stay ready while plotting your next big adventure.

Why It’s Perfect for You:
• Soft Enough to Sleep In, Tough Enough to Train In: The 100% cotton face feels like a dream, while the cotton-poly blend interior keeps you ready for anything.
• Pockets That Work as Hard as You Do: Front pouch pocket = storage for snacks, gloves, or incriminating evidence.
• Durable and Dependable: With an 8.5 oz. fabric weight, this hoodie can handle anything—from harsh weather to your buddy trying to “borrow” it.
• Adjustable Comfort: Matching flat drawstrings let you tighten up the hood when things get serious—or when you’re just dodging awkward small talk.

What Makes It Legendary:
This hoodie isn’t just about staying warm—it’s about staying sharp. Whether you’re leading the charge or just trying to figure out who ate the last slice of pizza, the GOONiES Hoodie keeps you looking like the legend you are.

Pro Tip: Wear it anywhere. The range, the gym, your couch, or even that one place with the good burgers. Wherever you go, people will know you’re not someone to mess with—and that you have excellent taste in hoodies.

Grab the GOONiES Hoodie now and let the world know: Goons don’t just survive the cold—they dominate it.

Disclaimer: This Hoodie runs small. Don’t make a choice you’ll regret, like purchasing a Hi-Point. Size up and get it right the first time!